neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

(Source: catchomps)

leaf-beard:

selki:

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd

fightingfawn:

heterosexualvolcano:

this dude fucks

acoustic surfing

(Source: siquetumismo)

shiny-rhydon:

deductionfreak:

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

same energy

(Source: deductionfreak)

ironrescue:

pizzabills:

anime be like

HOLY SHIT

kittyb4e:

champagneprincess18:

❄️

stoic-rose:

ethermaster:

If you think Deadpool wouldn’t be all over middle-aged dad spider with a gut than youre out of your fucking gourd mate lmao.

Deadpool: So… I hear you’re on the rebound.

Peter B. Parker: Wade, I swear to god-

cursedcatimages:

stephanemiroux:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

moonlandingwasfaked:

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

(Source: knightamer)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Concept: dark web grabbag. Like a loot crate that comes with a random assortment of stuff you can buy on the dark web with monthly themes. Illegal contraband unboxing videos.

I hear these already exist and people do unboxings on Youtube but so far None of them, Absolutely Zero (0) of them have just been completely full of Extremely Illegal and Invasive Giant African Land Snails and that’s really disappointing.

February will be Contraband Wildlife month, and everyone will just get 1,000 freshly hatched Giant African Land Snail babies in their box.

It’s important that they present the snails like a makeup vlogger